P o p M u s e

Tyler Perry: God's Favorite

PopMuse is a massive Tyler Perry fan.  I am fascinated by his whole world, the Madea, the movies, the plays, the director, the actor, the actress, the man, the woman.  He is the male Tyra Banks. 

Just listen to the crazy sh*t that came out of his mouth while accepting an NAACP award for his TV Show "TYLER PERRY'S House of Payne" last week.  

"God's Favorite" did he really say that?  And for that crappy TV show?  WOW!  Wow.  And the way he drops into his Drag Alter-Ego Madea's voice when they start playing the music to shut his crazy ass up... Magic.  I love him.

And as a bonus watch a pissed off India Arie presenting an award and bitching out the Grammy's, why did she boycott and did anyone notice?  Please fill me in.

HOLIDAY HANGOVER? NEED LIFE COACHING?

I know the Holidays can leave you with a serious emotional hangover, so I thought I would bring you some uplifting inspirational talk from my favorite TV life coach Iyanla Vanzant. 

You may remember Iyanla from her role on the canceled reality guilty pleasure "STARTING OVER".  I worshiped the madness of that show.  Anyway, watch above for a little dose of Iyanla goodness.

BONUS: Read an old PopMuse post on Starting Over (w/ amazing CLIPS) HERE

"Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should."

Alex Blagg at Best Week Ever Blog just sent this to PopMuse.  And I must agree... "This Video Contains All Of The Reasons Why Our Society Is Doomed".  As Alex wrote, "Today on E!'s "Sunset Tan" this nutjob Hollywood mom takes her 4th grade daughter to the tanning salon (which is funny enough in and of itself), but goes on and on about wanting her to look "just like Lindsay Lohan" while the E! crawl on the bottom of the screen displays the Lohan arrest/coke story AT THE SAME TIME. The result is, as they say, priceless." Priceless indeed... watch above.

And I just want to make sure you've all seen Britney Spears Latest Open Letter to her fans.  It is a reason to learn how to read, seriously. 

As PopMuse friend MRS wrote me earlier:  "It's a sermon! She better start putting this together as a one-woman show immediately. If she performed this at the House of Blues, I'd fall in love with her all over again. "Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me."  Who knew she was so cheap?

READ: BRITNEY'S ATTEMPT AT SINCERITY [link]

I don't know Karate, but I do know Crazy...

Here's RuPaul's version of "Santa Baby" from his 1997 VH1 Christmas Special.  There was a time when you could rely on MTV and VH1 to play all the historic Christmas Music Videos on Christmas Day but I think that time has past (sad).  You'll just have search around youtube...  Anyway here's my contribution.

BUY:  RUPAUL "HO HO HO" [amazon]

Am I good enough to go to heaven?

I know this is a question you all ask yourself daily.  And guess what,  KIRK CAMERON has the answer!  Yup, teen heartthrob turned Christian Zealot, Kirk Cameron has one of the most entertaining websites out there.  You can play games, quizzes, questionnaires and of course give some money, all with the goal of getting your sinner ass into Heaven.  Bless.

BTW I have seen the film that this image is from, an it was genius.  We watched it at one of our "Bad Movie Nights" (this one happened to be on Easter.)  If you only see one Christian Film starring an Ex TV Star this week, this is the one!

[Thanks L&K for the link!]

Spirituality

Did Madonna have something to do with the Pope's failing health?  PopMuse screams: "Madonna Killed the Pope!"   

Whatever, she's secretly behind every international scandal anyway.  Just look what happened to Britney after Madonna wore that T-Shirt.   

PopMuse laments, "Madonna's fashion is hurting people."