Paris Hilton is out of jail after only 3 days of her 45 day sentence, due to her feeling sad. Yup. Official word is she was "running the risk of a nervous breakdown" so they let her out of jail, to go home and live under house arrest ("Party at Paris House!!!")
Isn't having a nervous breakdown part of being in jail? I'd think a breakdown would be expected and the judge gave her that sentence to shake her up a bit. But being a celebrity in LA gets you outta just about any crime. Just the way it is.
What is really sad is that now that Paris and (soon) Nicole are making DUIs chic, POPMUSE has to be afraid to drive around this damn town, as all of their disciples take the wheel with a handful of Oxy and stomach full of Martini. Oh you think they don't have fans? Just look at the psycho comments from a PopMuse Post I did in 2005. Their fans are nuts for them.
[stay tuned to TMZ they have all the Paris updates you need.]
[to be fair the pic above is from 2004 Defamer Post, now she'll have to do that in her bedroom not on the balcony.]

Move to NYC. Simple.
Posted by: Foxy | June 07, 2007 at 03:18 PM