So Anna Nicole's Dead. Sad. PopMuse theory... Howard K. Stern was an secret employee of The E. Pierce Marshall Clan (yes, for all these years) and he had been drugging Anna and son Daniel on a lethal amount pain killers and anti-depressants, slowly controlling all this madness. Finally Stern was asked to finish the job, end the inheritance issues all together. And so he did.
Stern always had that mad scientist drug dealer crook look in his eye, no? And who ever did get that inheritance money?
Conspiracy crazy, maybe, but it's possible, isn't it? Old rich white men with lots of money do this kinda thing for sport. Don't they?

Looks like your theory was right on....lots of bottles and such found with Howard K. Stern's name on them. Plus, Anna has trouble knowing when enough is too much.
Posted by: Col | February 09, 2007 at 12:52 PM
He's an obvious suspect, especially daughter wise. But like La Bloghungry points out, I think this was probably the one time Anna Nicole will turn out to be capable of doing something all by herself.
That said, I still am in shock over how many emails, texts, and blog posts I have read about her. Who knew?
Posted by: Foxy | February 09, 2007 at 09:03 AM
Very interesting. I love the theory, but I think it's entirely possible that the over-hyped druggie pornstar prostitute turned diet pill covermodel overdosed all by herself.
Posted by: Bloghungry | February 08, 2007 at 10:26 PM
...though I have a hard time finding humor / levity in the ANS debacle, I do find your header ever-so-fitting given the latest entries on all our blogs...
Posted by: midnight lounge | February 08, 2007 at 09:11 PM
I'm sad about this...although I did read a funny (but tasteless) headline..."Do you like my dead body"
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Posted by: Adrienne | February 08, 2007 at 08:29 PM
I wouldnt it past him, I never liked him, he just looks like a snake...hisssss
Posted by: Marko | February 08, 2007 at 08:21 PM
I think this is a brilliant theory. In fact its probably not theory, because it does seem all too possible. And thats really sad.
Posted by: xtine | February 08, 2007 at 06:17 PM
Yeah. I actually agree with this theory too. Or that all Anna's money was tied up with the daughter he alleged to have fathered in a trust. In the absence of a mom or brother, he gets control of the baby's trust until she's old enough...if she lives that long...
Posted by: Amanda | February 08, 2007 at 06:09 PM
I totally agree with this theory. In fact, it popped into my head the moment I heard the news.
Posted by: Aaron Carter | February 08, 2007 at 04:50 PM