Here's the official PopMuse Theory on the Simpson Lachey Break-Up. WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN OR THOSE WHO BELIEVE CELEBRITIES TELL THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.
On Nov. 24th Star Magazine did a story revealing "Jessica Simpson Is 6 Weeks Pregnant" As we all know Star Magazine has become publicist's worst nightmare. I do believe Mrs. Lachey was/is pregnant, just not by Mr. Lachey. And Papa Joe Simpson had a tough decision to make, allow this pregnancy story to spread over the holiday weekend or squash it faster than Jessica's squashing that fetus. (Shut up, there is no line!)
We've all known the Newlyweds have been broken up for months, it was just a matter of time before they let it go public. And we've all been waiting for the straw that would force the truth out. Well this new pregnancy twist seems right. Look, divorce is easier to swallow than an aborted baby from another man, especially at the Holidays.